- what do women want? I can't figure it out. they want us to ask, they don't want us to ask. they want as to make a move, not make a move. they want as to call, not to call. to get a beard, not to get a beard. use hair products, don't use hair products. what do you people want?
- I'll tell you, but you have to promise not to say I told you, because it's a sacred secret: we have absolutely no idea what we want.